HAHA!! i found this thing on my school's forum XDXD true to some extent lah.. but damnb funni LOL!!
Men vs. Women
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
---------- EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
---------- MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
---------- BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
---------- ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
---------- CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
---------- FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
---------- SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
---------- MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
---------- DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
---------- NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
---------- OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
---------- THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
5:09 AM,
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Sunday, August 28, 2005
heh heh heh.. i've turned into a download songs freak!!!!! changyu gave me this webb... download songs VVVVV FAST!!!! somemore no need sign up whahaha XDXD so i dldldl for whole day whahahaha XDXD dl till dunno got wad songs to dl XD
today i go tian's house group study with hai cai n lau yu... quite slack leh.. but at least i've finished my maths assignment hehe XD hai n tian made sweet corns!! YUMMY~~~ hehe XDXD den cai kept thinking bout tt hamtaro WHOLE DAY!!!! whahahahah today quite fun lah...
n hor actually, i lost my WALLET!!! lost it on bus yesterday.. reach home den realise.. SO SCARED LOH!! later ppl take my IC n borrow money from loan sharks!!! den at 11+p.m, this guy name ANDY called me!! he found my wallet den return to me today.. WHAHAHAHA!!!! bless him n may he have good luck 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! such a nice person!!!!! N i oso wan to thank this gal... i lost my file at century square's toilet.. went back buit cannot find!!! all my impt notes n everything inside.. next day, i went office n found my FILE!!! this gal actually brought it to school to return to me!!! BLESS HER!!! THANK U SO MUCH!!!!! wow... there r so many nice ppl around.. so lucky to meet these type of ppl YEAH!!!
3:49 PM,
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Friday, August 26, 2005
the topic today is, will i pass promos??? haizzzzzzzz i'm really v scared.. if i dun pass, dead.. tml's syllabus all different loh.. i'll most likely go poly.. CHOY LAH i dun weanna waste this year loh.. so muz study hard yeah!!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr really wish tt i can pass...
i'm feeling the stress... everybody's studying already loh,. ppl r so attentive in clss.. n it freaks me out... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1:04 PM,
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I FEEL GOOD dadadadadadada~ HEH HEH!!! my comp is done finally!!!! really v v v v v v v v v v happy!!!! thanks to tt computer uncle!!!
today sheryl come gimme tuition... 2nd time le... i like her teaching v much!!! she goes thru every point in detail.. n so patient!!!!! n she v pretty!!! n can drive!!!! MY MODEL!!!! whahahahaha...
today i fell aslp in class leh.. oh my god.. during chem loh.. 2 periods.. n mrs lee lik chased by tiger or sth.. damn fast!! we tell her she's too fast, she give excuses!!! other class onli juz started tutorial on alkenes.. n we FINISH arotamic hydrocarbons le!!!! she go so fast oso no use, i dun understand!!! lucky today sheryl teach me a lot on organic chem!! so happy :) hmm oh ya.. i heard another chem teacher telling mrs lee that she teach v fast n its scary... she dun listen T.T where was i? oh ya i fell aslp... den din listen at all lah.. so quilty XD
watched charlie and the chocolate factory yesterday.. oh my god... LOVE tt movie!!! CHARLIE SO CUTE!!! WILLY WONKA TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! willy laugh v funny, n influential lol... the movie my hair keep standing loh whahahaha XDXD after tt, me n hai go buy some cards for g6 n cy... so happyXD but them some cute little keychain to cheer thm 4 the promos!!!
12:11 PM,
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Monday, August 22, 2005
yeah see got new post le!!! kk update when my comp recover.. grrrrrrrrrrrr
